illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

boy moans are so nice

kaso:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

at what level does charmander evolve into chamillionaire

THREE YEARS

I’VE HAD THIS IMAGE FOR THREE YEARS

I CAN FINALLY USE IT

lnnea:

I remember when I was really ugly and annoying haha it was like two hours ago lol

kultasieppo:

paulichu:

helpyoudraw:

紫陽花の描き方 by seeker [pixiv] 

Oh my god. Everything just makes sense now.

hOLY

into-the-snogbox:

pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week

But it would be a bloody brilliant week

nymphadile:

fairy ring

radioactivemongoose:

breakfast introductions

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

teruteruhanamura:

imagine kissing someone ur in love with

gently ruffling their hair with ur fingers

the feeling of their lips softly touching against urs

their arms around u, holding u close